The room was dirty (meaning the floor hadn't been cleaned in at least a year) and too small for two people.
The ensuite bathroom smelled, was dated, and encrusted.
The electrical system was dated, and the only two outlets couldn't charge my smartphone overnight, and sparks would come out.
At least the sheets were clean, even if the beds weren't comfortable.
In our four-night stay, no one emptied the trash or cleaned the room.
Still, we paid a whopping €100 a night, but it would have been fine for no more than €30 a night.