Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property

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Relax in a spacious bedroom with a tufted headboard and a large bed, featuring a unique ceiling design and stylish pendant lights.
Experience the opulent atmosphere of this luxurious space, featuring a grand chandelier, ornate furniture, plush seating, and a large mirror.
Stunning chandelier and giraffe sculptures adorn this elegant room, featuring a unique green patterned wallpaper and warm lighting.
Cozy seating area with a dining table, sofas, and lanterns, surrounded by traditional architectural details and a soothing water feature.
Enjoy a selection of fine spirits at this stylish bar.

Popular amenities

  • Air conditioning
  • Bar
  • Spa
  • Breakfast available
  • Housekeeping

Explore the area

Map
73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪19 min walk‬
  • Cliveden House
    ‪9 min drive‬
  • Windsor Castle
    ‪19 min drive‬
  • London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪19 min drive‬

Room options

Snug

7.4 out of 10
Good
(13 reviews)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Cosy

9.0 out of 10
Wonderful
(10 reviews)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Boujee

7.0 out of 10
Good
(7 reviews)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

Decadent

9.2 out of 10
Wonderful
(7 reviews)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Adults-only hotel with 2 restaurants and bars/lounges
Along with 2 restaurants, this smoke-free hotel has 2 bars/lounges and spa services. Free WiFi in public areas and free self parking are also provided. Additionally, wedding services, multilingual staff assistance and a reception hall are on-site. Change of towels is available on request
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 48 accommodations with complimentary bottles of water and coffee/tea makers. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Beds feature premium bedding. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include bathrobes, complimentary toiletries and hairdryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered on a daily basis and change of towels can be requested.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the on-site spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.
Our customers tell us that they can't get enough of the helpful staff at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. During your stay, you'll be within walking distance of Bekonscot Model Village. Features include free WiFi in public areas and free self-parking, plus 2 restaurants.
  • Free Wi-Fi (speed: 25+ Mbps)
  • Free self-parking
  • Enjoy British cuisine at English Restaurant, one of the property's 2 restaurants and 2 bars/lounges
  • Cooked-to-order breakfast served daily for a fee
  • Services include luggage storage and wedding services
  • Just a 2-minute drive from Bekonscot Model Village and a few minutes from Chiltern Hills
There are 2 restaurants on site. You can unwind with a drink at one of the 2 bars/lounges. Public spaces have free WiFi. Spa services, a terrace, and multilingual staff are also featured at the luxury Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Self parking is free.

This 5-star Beaconsfield hotel is smoke free.

For a fee, guests can enjoy cooked-to-order breakfast on weekdays from 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM and at the weekend from 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM.
English Restaurant – This restaurant specialises in British cuisine and serves breakfast, lunch and dinner. Guests can enjoy drinks at the bar. Reservations are required.
Thai Restaurant – This restaurant specialises in Thai cuisine and serves lunch and dinner. Reservations are required. Open daily.
Bar – This cocktail bar specialises in British cuisine and only serves light fare. Open daily.
Room service (during limited hours) is available.

Languages

English

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free offsite parking within 10 metres
  • Free self parking on site

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekends; GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • 2 bars/lounges
  • 2 restaurants

Restaurants on site

  • Bar
  • English Restaurant
  • Thai Restaurant

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Change of towels on request
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff
  • Proposal/romance packages
  • Wedding services

Outdoors

  • Outdoor furniture
  • Terrace

Spa

  • Thai massages

Accessibility

  • No lift

More

  • Reception hall
  • Smoke-free property

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Premium bedding

Bathroom

  • Dressing gowns
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age - 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email within 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children younger than 18 are not allowed at this adults-only property. All guests 18 and older are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cots (infant beds) are not available.

Payment types at the property

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession.
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector and a first aid kit
The front desk at this property is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM.
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in. Guests will receive an email 24 hours before arrival with check-in information. Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival at the property.
If you cancel your booking, you'll be subject to the host's cancellation policy. In accordance with EU regulations about consumer rights, property booking services are not subject to the right of withdrawal.

We should mention

  • This is an adults-only property and guests under 18 years old aren't allowed.

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 268 out of 565 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 136 out of 565 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 69 out of 565 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 54 out of 565 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 38 out of 565 reviews

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.4/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.2/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Leanne

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Quirky hotel, beautiful bedrooms and lovely bar area. Thai restaurant was fantastic.
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Samantha

Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Martin

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
From the moment we got to the crazy Bear Hotel, all of the stuff was incredibly helpful, polite and friendly
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Matt

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Rosemary

Convenient
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2025

2/10 Terrible

John

Travelled with family
Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
The floor in the room was very dirty. The mattress had hairs (from previous
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Praiwan

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Room is amazing comfortable clean woll recommended but breakfast need to improve as take so long i have to wait 45 minutes. In the restaurants only 3 customers including myself order toast got toast but no butter? Asking for a cup of hot water got normal water. Will not recommended fot breakfast staff need to be more professional as talking and laughing too lound.
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Dajean

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Ben

Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Tasoulla

Travelled with partner
Liked: Staff & service, amenities
The room was true if it's discription 'snug', we got by. Staff were very friendly and helpful.
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2025

4/10 Poor

Verified traveller

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, room comfort

Pool out of action

Great rooms BUT pool was not operational
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Verified traveller

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Nigel

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

The Crazy Bear

A great place to stay, beautifully styled rooms and bar and you would think you were in Morocco relaxing by the outside pool. Dinner was in the Thai restaurant just a little way down the street ( though I understand it is moving back to the main hotel by June this year) the food and service were superb. Would definitely visit again and old town Beaconsfield is an incredible town with very wide streets and free parking everywhere- we parked outside the hotel front door.
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Verified traveller

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

8/10 Good

Becky

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

8/10 Good

terence

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, room comfort

Day relaxing.

Loved the seating by the pool.
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Ande

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Crazy Bear is an experience in itself, the rooms are all different themed and great for a stay with your partner. We did upgrade our room as I found the Boujee to be just a tad small but the upgrade was amazing. The Thai restaurant was great as always and we had drinks in the bar to finish the evening off. Thanks you
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

8/10 Good

Megan

Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

8/10 Good

Andrew

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Great Facilities, Great food, Great service. Keep up the good work Mac (bar waiter)
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

2/10 Terrible

Oliver

Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

John

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Good value.
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

4/10 Poor

Oliver

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

It’s tired and the service is poor. 2/5

The place is very tired throughout. The rooms really need to be update, taps barely work, broken mirrors, dirty tiles in the bathroom… The service in the English restaurant for breakfast was non existent. The pastries were not even fresh. Overall, it used to be a good place but now it’s over priced and unbelievably poor across the board when compared to other hotels.
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

6/10 Okay

Lee

Liked: Staff & service, room comfort

Slightly disappointed

The reception staff were great and took us to the room no problem. Although we had seen the room online the initial reaction was that it was small and very dark, not much natural light and weird light switches which we never sussed out. No privacy for the loo, just a heavy curtain which hung on the shower side as well. Overall disappointing but maybe the ambiance was not for us. Should point out we had a 12 course Thai tasting menu which although the food was very tasty they served 6 dishes at a time which was odd to the extent some dishes got cold.
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveller

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Outlandish!
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Venetia

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
My husband and I loved the property and service was fantastic. He had a great birthday!
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024