You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.
Oceanfront, Snowbird-Friendly Home with High-Speed WiFi, Ocean Views, and Dock
Humpty Dumpty Hacienda
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Prepare for true canal-front living at this home! Casual in nature and comfortable in every room, this home is ready with central air conditioning and enough seating for everyone. Cards and chips for late-night poker games are included for impromptu games, as well as a telescope for looking out at the sky over the ocean. Store the boat at the dock and kick back on the lounge chairs on the patio! There are multiple balconies to enjoy, too - just step out from the living room or main bedroom. Each bedroom upstairs includes a full en suite bathroom, and the main bedroom includes both a glass-enclosed standalone shower and a luxurious soaking tub. But no wonder which room you pick, there'll be a ceiling fan set up to cool your sleep. Fall asleep after gazing out at the ocean, and dream of the fish you'll cook up on the electric grill.
What's nearby: You'll be all set up with ocean access at this home, via the canal. But if you'd rather not do the sailing, Caribbean Watersports & Enviro-Tours provides cruises and more watersports fun just under two miles away. Landlubbers will love cruising along the scenic Overseas Highway. Enjoy fresh seafood (as well as key lime pie) at Sal's Ballyhoo's just under two miles from the home.
Things to know: Free high-speed WiFi Snowbird-friendly County-wide quiet hours begin at 10 pm Beach towels and three kayaks are available for guest use The main bedroom's en suite bathroom has grab bars installed in the shower The home's dock can accommodate a boat up to 28 feet long. The water is four feet deep at the lowest tide. Guests will need their own tie-up gear and the lift is not available for guest use This property is managed by Vacasa Florida LLC.
Parking notes: There is free parking available for 2 vehicles. This rental is located on floor 2.
Dock details: The home's dock can accommodate a boat up to 28 feet long. This is a deep water canal with quick ocean access to the Atlantic. Pennekamp State park is easily accessible as are many restaurants to boat up to in the area.
Damage waiver: The total cost of your reservation for this Property includes a nightly damage waiver fee, plus tax if applicable (the “Damage Waiver”). (A discount may be applied for stays of 28 nights or longer, if permitted.) The Damage Waiver covers you for up to $3,000 of accidental damage to the Property or its contents (such as furniture, fixtures, and appliances) as long as you report the incident to the host prior to checking out. The Damage Waiver fee eliminates the need for a traditional security deposit. More information can be downloaded from the "Rental Agreement" on the checkout page.
Due to local laws or HOA requirements, guests must be at least 21 years of age to book. Guests under 21 must be accompanied by a parent or legal guardian for the duration of the reservation.
During your stay at this holiday home, you'll be within walking distance of Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary Visitor's Center. A water park and laundry facilities are available. A kitchen and 3.5 bathrooms are available in the holiday home.
Air-conditioned home with kitchen, washing machine and 3.5 bathrooms
Splash around at the water park
Amenities include laundry facilities
Just a 2-minute drive from Florida Keys National Marine Sanctuary Visitor's Center and a few minutes from Bluefin Rock Harbor Marina
Oceanfront, Snowbird-Friendly Home with High-Speed WiFi, Ocean Views, and Dock offers its guests a water park.
Property amenities
Beach
On the beach
Internet
Available in the house: Internet access
Parking and transport
Parking on site
Kitchen
Coffee/tea maker
Cookware, dishware, and utensils
Dishwasher
Hob
Ice maker
Microwave
Oven
Refrigerator
Toaster
Bedrooms
3 bedrooms
Bedsheets provided
Bathroom
3.5 bathrooms
Hair dryer
Towels provided
Living spaces
Living room
Entertainment
Books
Games
TV with cable/satellite channels
Outdoor areas
Balcony
Laundry
Laundry facilities
Washing machine
Comfort
Air conditioning
Pets
No pets allowed
Suitability/Accessibility
Smoke-free property
Note from host: Smoking is not permitted anywhere on the premises.
Services and conveniences
Iron/ironing board
Location highlights
Near a health/beauty spa
Near a hospital
Near the ocean
On the waterfront
Things to do
Kayak
Water park
Water sports equipment
Birdwatching nearby
Cycling nearby
Fishing nearby
Jet skiing nearby
Kayaking nearby
Motor boating nearby
Parasailing nearby
Sailing nearby
Scuba diving nearby
Snorkelling nearby
Swimming nearby
Water tubing nearby
Wildlife walks nearby
Safety features
Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property)
Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
First aid kit
Fire extinguisher
Deadbolt lock
General
Unit size: 2,296 square feet
Policies
Check-in
Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Contactless check-in and check-out are available
Minimum check-in age - 21
Check-out
Check-out before 10:00 AM
Special check-in instructions
You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools
Rules
For information about quiet hours, please refer to the listing description.
Pets
No pets allowed
Children and extra beds
Children are welcome.
Events
No events allowed
Smoking
Smoking is not permitted
Smoking is not permitted anywhere on the premises.
Important information
You need to know
This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession.
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a first aid kit and a deadlock
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions. You will also receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, which will enable you to manage your booking.
Property Registration Number 25230-129484
If you cancel your booking, you'll be subject to the host's cancellation policy. In accordance with EU regulations about consumer rights, property booking services are not subject to the right of withdrawal.
Property is also known as
48946
Vrbo Property
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