There were so many things wrong with this place/stay that it felt like a farce. I’ve stayed in some rustic places, but really, it’s bad. If you find yourself in a situation where you’re strongly considering this “ranch”… you should just change your destination.
In no particular order and without trying very hard, we found:
wires dangling from uncovered ceiling fixtures,
hair in sink,
*curly* hair in shower & toilet,
huge gap under door (explains the rodent droppings & dead bugs),
malfunctioning window locks,
unfinished caulking and deep holes in shower walls,
crumpled & dirty washcloth in dresser drawer,
used toiletry bottles littering the counter,
spongy deck boards, poorly attached “new” trim… SO many things.