2/10 Terrible
Kellina
23 Feb 2025
This is a detention center-esque like guesthouse, not a hotel. The room is extremely cramped and furnished with what I would liken to an old springy RV mattress (short and extremely uncomfortable). The heater doesn't put out enough heat to warm the room and it shuts off automatically every two hours. The "en-suite bathroom" is something similar to an institutional shower that floods onto the floor and doesn't dry (was still wet 14 hours later after my shower). This was particularly fun when I had to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and step onto freezing cold water. The hot (read warm) water in the shower only ran for about 5 minutes before turning cold - which was problematic in my already cold room. I had to sleep in thermal gear and a sweatshirt due to the heater issue. I could hear almost everything happening around me, including other people banging loudly on doors and walls at all hours. I had to check out early and book another stay closer to Glasgow for peace of mind and rest.
If you do choose to stay and don't have UK cell service find a way to alert them you are coming and when. Despite the office saying it was open I had to call someone to come down and check me in.
Kellina
Stayed 2 nights in Feb 2025