Well… where do I even start?
If you’re only staying one night and have a decent sense of humour, you might just about survive it. Check-in was a bit of an adventure — not exactly a warm welcome, but hey, we paid for a cheap stay so expectations were already nicely lowered.
Now, we did go all out and book the VIP Room 101 (because why not live the high life for a night?). And to be fair, the “VIP treatment” didn’t disappoint… if your idea of VIP includes a mystery-stained bath, a broken bathroom window, a wobbly toilet seat, and towels that looked like they’d lived a full and complicated life before we arrived.
My daughter had the sofa bed — or at least, the idea of one — as it came without bedding. We asked for it, waited patiently… and then asked again two hours later. Maybe it was part of the VIP endurance package?
And the main bed… wow. I’ve genuinely slept on softer pavements. Camping without a mat might actually have been the luxury upgrade.
All in all, an unforgettable stay — though not necessarily for the reasons the hotel might hope.
On a positive note it was close to the airport 😁