10/10 Excellent
Rhianon L.
5 Jun 2025
Luxury, Lung Burn, and Lavatory Surprises
This place is gorgeous—like HGTV threw a party and we got invited. Stylish decor, comfy beds, a killer location… and enough stairs to qualify as a full-body workout. I didn’t realize I was booking a luxury vacation and a surprise fitness retreat, but here we are. By night two, my legs were begging for an Uber to the second floor.Now, about the master bathroom. It’s stunning, unique, modern. Only catch? No door. That’s right. Zero. Zilch. It’s the “open-concept” lifestyle taken to bold new places. If you’re shy, modest, or just not looking to make eye contact while brushing your teeth and… other things, plan accordingly. Thankfully, there are other bathrooms throughout the house with doors, dignity, and the kind of boundaries I wasn’t emotionally prepared to enforce myself.Despite the quad burn and the unfiltered intimacy, we loved our stay. Highly recommend—just pack comfortable shoes, strong relationships, and maybe a little mystery.
Rhianon L.
Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2025