4/10 Poor
Stephen
Travelled with family
10 Mar 2025
This is not a $700/night hotel regardless of location. My child cut his finger on flaking chrome water spigot in shower and when reported, staff could not have cared less about it.. other rusted fixtures in the bathroom / Splinter farm furniture.. so charming.. Oh but the view? Watching people go in and out of a cannabis dispensary all day .. yay. The cars on street below will wake you up periodically through-out the night and we were on the 9th floor. Speaking of noise, the refrigerator was rattling away but you don't have that convenance because its full of the organic free-range almond milk and responsibly sourced sustainable granola they're trying to peddle. Great parking though right? Sure for an additional $70 a night and only (slow) valet so you have to dead-stare the guy right in the eye or pretend to be distracted while you stiff him because your already pissed at the $70.. Maybe my limited intellect and uncultured experiences don't allow me to appreciate the decor but hanging dead sticks and weeds on the wall doesn't really connect me with nature. AND lastly.. Only an expresso machine in room. not coffee: so confusing and complicated to use they have to print the instructions on a napkin which you only find after 10 frustrating minutes. Such a joy to figure out after a night of interrupted sleep from the MarioCart on the street below . Skip this one guys..
Stephen
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025